Each day we offer a sample of headlines from the world press along with our comments.

UK, The Independent: “Prison Meals Better Than Hospital”
Now, this is a strong argument for crime.

Israel, Haaretz: “Have Israel Scientists Developed Cheap Way To Detect Lung Cancer?”
A cheap way to prevent it is not smoking.

Finland, Sanomat: “Academics Pressured By Useful Idiots”
This is no way to speak about your students.

Canada, Toronto Star: “Fast Track Vaccine Doctors”
Three vaccines for the price of two.

USA, Army Times: “Vet Unemployment Rate Is 11%”
I guess the choice is get shot or get fired.

Denmark, Copenhagen Post: “Eradicate Loser Towns”
Turn their finances over to Lehman Brothers.

Saudi Arabia, Saudi Gazette: “Three Things You Can’t Joke About”
The king, the koran and Allah.

Sweden, The Local: “Women Banned From Night Clubs For Distasteful Tattoos”
However, tasteful tattoos are welcome.

UK, Guardian: “Man Says Police Shot Him In Head With Taser”
That was the bad news, the good news was being shot with a taser rather than a bullet.