Each day we offer a sample of headlines from the world press along with our comments.
UK, The Independent: “Prison Meals Better Than Hospital”
Now, this is a strong argument for crime.
Israel, Haaretz: “Have Israel Scientists Developed Cheap Way To Detect Lung Cancer?”
A cheap way to prevent it is not smoking.
Finland, Sanomat: “Academics Pressured By Useful Idiots”
This is no way to speak about your students.
Canada, Toronto Star: “Fast Track Vaccine Doctors”
Three vaccines for the price of two.
USA, Army Times: “Vet Unemployment Rate Is 11%”
I guess the choice is get shot or get fired.
Denmark, Copenhagen Post: “Eradicate Loser Towns”
Turn their finances over to Lehman Brothers.
Saudi Arabia, Saudi Gazette: “Three Things You Can’t Joke About”
The king, the koran and Allah.
Sweden, The Local: “Women Banned From Night Clubs For Distasteful Tattoos”
However, tasteful tattoos are welcome.
UK, Guardian: “Man Says Police Shot Him In Head With Taser”
That was the bad news, the good news was being shot with a taser rather than a bullet.