We offer samples of headlines that appeared in the world press along with our comments.

New Zealand, New Zealand Herald:  “I’m A Flawed Character”

Who isn’t?

Norway, Norway Post:  “Zookeeper For A Day”

Hopefully not for Congress.

USA, aol:  “Cat Deal Ends In Kidnapping”

A meow ending.

Australia, Sydney Morning Herald:  “City Sizzles”

A hot time in the old town.

Turkey, Hurriyet:  “Lawyer Taken Into Custody”

The issue is for how long.

Sweden, Local:  “Beat Child For Being A Witch”

Was it caught  red handed around a boiling pot?

Denmark, Copenhagen Post:  “Mayor Burns Party Card”

Oh well, no more gay times at parties for this guy.