We offer samples of headlines that appeared in the world press along with our comments.
Sweden, Local: “Woman Convicted Of Slapping Butt Grabber”
I guess she has to wait until penetration to defend self.
Russia, Moscow Times: “Russia Put Up For Sale On eBay”
And, the good news it includes President Putin.
Australia, Sydney Morning Herald: “Manages Toilet Rolls”
Sounds like a good job for John Boehner.
New Zealand, New Zealand Herald: “Easter Bunnies Return”
Hop along with this story.
Norway, Norway Post: “Don’t Eat Chocolate”
Ice cream and pizza OK.
USA, aol: “Urinal Video Games OK”
I piss on this story.
UK,Guardian: “Went To Sleep Rich, Awoke Poor”
Life under Conservative David Cameron.