We offer samples of headlines that appeared in the world press along with our comments.

Sweden, Local:  “Woman Convicted Of Slapping Butt Grabber”

I guess she has to wait until penetration to defend self.

Russia, Moscow Times:  “Russia Put Up For Sale On eBay”

And, the good news it includes President Putin.

Australia, Sydney Morning Herald:  “Manages Toilet Rolls”

Sounds like a good job for John  Boehner.

New Zealand, New Zealand Herald: “Easter Bunnies Return”

Hop along with this story.

Norway, Norway Post: “Don’t Eat Chocolate”

Ice cream and pizza OK.

USA, aol:  “Urinal Video Games OK”

I piss on this story.

UK,Guardian:  “Went To Sleep Rich, Awoke Poor”

Life under Conservative David Cameron.