HEADLINES FROM WORLD PRESS

We offer samples of headlines that appeared in the world press along with our comments.

UK,Guardian:  “Don’t Have Sex”

And, reduce the population?

Australia, Sydney Morning Herald:  “Helpless And Hopeless”

An American living with Republican control of Congress.

New Zealand, New Zealand Herald:  “Strike Midnight Deal”

Rand Paul can go on for another three days talking nonsense.

Germany, Der  Spiegel:  “Justin Bieber Monkey In Quarantine”

Are you certain it is the monkey in quarantine?

Israel, Jerusalem Post:  “Hypocrisy Over Black Ms. Israel”

OK, so the Brooklyn girl stayed out too long on Coney Island!

Denmark, Copenhagen Post:  “Dirty Danish Money”

Can I buy a Danish with it?

UK, Guardian:  “Race Horses Treated Better Than Kids”

You do have Republicans controlling Congress, don’t you?