HEADLINES FROM WORLD PRESS

We offer samples of headlines that appeared in the world press along with our comments.

Australia, Sydney Morning Herald:  “Puberty Blues”

Blast a hot tune.

Norway, Norway Post:  “Airlines Charge Overweight Passengers”

Do they give refunds to skinny ones?

New Zealand, New Zealand Herald:  “Private Beaches”

You really don’t want rich folk to get contaminated, do you?

Sweden, Local:  “Speed Up Deporting Minors”

You better get them out before they grow up and stay in.

Denmark, Copenhagen Post:  “Teacher Strike”

But, students hit home runs!

UK,Independent:  “Did Jesus Survive Being Crucified?”

These days he gets crucified each time  Republicans vote to reduce taxes on wealthy.

USA, aol:  “Jailed For Stealing Gingerbread Man”

First, they take our gingerbread men, then they take aways all of our money!