Each day we offer a sample of headlines that appeared in the world press along with our comments.

Australia, Canberra Times: “Crime Does Pay-Police”
The question is not, does it, but how much?

South Africa, Mail & Guardian: “Soldiers Suspended Over March”
Guys, you are supposed to march toward the enemy, not away!

Ireland, Independent: “Irish Lay Demons To Rest”
A bottle of fine whiskey lays anything to rest.

Singapore, Straits Times: “Hitler Stars In AIDS Ad”
So, it is true that Hitler escaped to Argentine!

Argentine, Buenos Aires Herald: “Do They Consider US That Much An Enemy?”
After Bush/Cheney/Rumsfeld, why not?

Kuwait, Kuwait Times: “School Year To Start On Gradual Basis”
Will it conclude on one is the question?

Qatar, Gulf Times: ‘Launch School Of Hospitality”
I have a hunch the Taliban prefer the School of Inhospitality.

Indonesia, Jakarta Post: “People Want Competent Ministers”
Why? Once in office, they all become incompetent.

Japan, Japan Times: “Surgery For Obesity?”
How about trying no eating!