HEADLINES FROM WORLD PRESS

We offer samples of headlines that appeared in the world press along with our comments.

USA, Army Times:  “No Improper Relations At West Point”

Gals know their place as do boys.

New Zealand, New Zealand Herald:  “Saving It For Fools”

We need more guns is the wisdom of the ages.

UK, Independent:  “Evacuate Pigeons”

This is one story that I would shit on.

Sweden, Local:  “Ditch Church Parishes”

Reopen when Christ comes.

Denmark, Copenhagen Post:  “Be Fruitful And Multiply”

Give birth to guns and more guns.

Russia, Moscow Times:  “Get Fit To Get Dirty”

It is Putin land, someone spoke the truth.

Norway, Norway Post:  “Time For Nausea”

Congress just me to solve our economic woes.