We offer samples of headlines that appeared in the world press along with our comments.

UK, Independent:  “Race Horses Treated Better Than Kids”

They make more money, they get better treatment.

Australia, Sydney Morning Herald:  “Stabbed With Barbecue Fork”

I assume to  make food tastier.

USA, aol:  “Assad Warns Of Instability”

How would anyone know if there is more or less instability in Syria?

New Zealand, New Zealand Herald:  Surprise Wedding Treat”

The groom kissed the groom?

Sweden, Local:   “Pork In Lasagne”

Not kosher in Israel.

UK, Guardian:  “Defend Tavern Kid Ban”

A kid who drinks  beer will not use drugs!

Russia, Moscow Times:  “Keep Kids Poor”

The Republican Party prefers poor kids to poor wealthy men.

USA, NY Post:  “Gun Lobby Blind ToReason”

You really mean that guns are our friends?