We offer samples of headlines that appeared in the world press along withour comments.

UK, Guardian:  “Weigh Student Bullet Proof Vests”

Do they also protect against Republican bullshit bullets?

Norway, Norway Post: My Least Favorite Question?”

Exactly how does reducing jobs lead to gaining jobs?

Australia, Sydney Morning Herald: Doctors Alert On Bird Flu”

Has anyone alerted the birds?

Turkey, Hurriyet:  “Harsh Action On Alcohol”

Let’s drink to that one.


Sweden, Local:  “Serve Nurses Drug-Laced Buns”

And, a happy time was had by all.

France, Connexion:  “Bardot Reunited With Cat”

I give this three meows.

USA, aol: “What Becomes Of Broken Heart?”

A transplant?