We offer samples of headlines that appeared in the world press along with our comments.

UK, Guardian:  “Toilet Paper Shortage”

This is one shitty story.

USA, Daily News:  “No Charges Against Officer Who Killed Teen”

Why charge him,  he met the daily quota?

USA,  aol:  “White House Releases Benghazi Notes”

Did the White House clear it with Fox News?

France, Connexion:  “Good Girl Gone Bad”

I think it is more interesting news if about a bad girl gone good.

China, China Daily:  “Who Stole The Show”

As far as John Boehner is concerned, the answer is-Barack Obama.

Germany, Der Spiegel:  “Pet Monkey Remains In Germany”

I assume he is making a monkey of himself.

Russia, Moscow Times:  “Work Longer, Live Longer”

But, in what physical shape?