We offer samples of headlines that appeared in the world press along with our comments.
UK, Guardian: “Toilet Paper Shortage”
This is one shitty story.
USA, Daily News: “No Charges Against Officer Who Killed Teen”
Why charge him, he met the daily quota?
USA, aol: “White House Releases Benghazi Notes”
Did the White House clear it with Fox News?
France, Connexion: “Good Girl Gone Bad”
I think it is more interesting news if about a bad girl gone good.
China, China Daily: “Who Stole The Show”
As far as John Boehner is concerned, the answer is-Barack Obama.
Germany, Der Spiegel: “Pet Monkey Remains In Germany”
I assume he is making a monkey of himself.
Russia, Moscow Times: “Work Longer, Live Longer”
But, in what physical shape?