We offer samples of headlines that appeared in the world press along with our comments.

UK, Independent:  “Honeymoon Over”

With Republicans in Congress, it never began.

New Zealand, New Zealand Herald: “Missing Man’s Body Found”

That means he is not missing.

Denmark, Copenhagen Post:  “Demonstrate Against Freedom of Information”

I guess they want freedom of non-information.

Russia, Moscow Times:  “Attack One Muslim, Attack All”

I guess that is rationale to attack all Christians.

China, China Daily:  “Hold Off Hurricane”

That will require a  lot of blowing.

Australia, Sydney Morning Herald:  ‘Politician KO’d By Kangeroo”

Finally, a constituent got mad.

Netherlands, Dutch News:  “Nude Girl Fetches 2 Million”

I assume she only fetches one million if clothed.