We offer samples of headlines that appeared in the world press along with our comments.
UK, Independent: “Honeymoon Over”
With Republicans in Congress, it never began.
New Zealand, New Zealand Herald: “Missing Man’s Body Found”
That means he is not missing.
Denmark, Copenhagen Post: “Demonstrate Against Freedom of Information”
I guess they want freedom of non-information.
Russia, Moscow Times: “Attack One Muslim, Attack All”
I guess that is rationale to attack all Christians.
China, China Daily: “Hold Off Hurricane”
That will require a lot of blowing.
Australia, Sydney Morning Herald: ‘Politician KO’d By Kangeroo”
Finally, a constituent got mad.
Netherlands, Dutch News: “Nude Girl Fetches 2 Million”
I assume she only fetches one million if clothed.