Each day we offer a sample of headlines that appeared in the world press along with our comments.

Kuwait, Kuwait Times: “Facebook For The Dead”
How does one prove he is qualified for this Facebook?

Indonesia, Jakarta Post: “Malaysia Crabby Over Hijacked Recipes”
They really don’t like any fish menus taken without permission.

Israel, Haaretz: “Can Gay Porn Save Israel’s Image”
Just what Israel needs — macho gay man in action!

Denmark, Copenhagen Post; “Free Bike Theft Protection”
Are their bikes free to be taken? If so, how can they be stolen?

Sweden, The Local: “Clown Accused of Tax Fraud”
Heck, in America, we have clowns, buffoons, and others who will defraud any and all people.

UK, The Independent: “Obama Talks Tough On Climate Change”
Has he tried such language in the US Congress?

South Africa, Argus: “When Excuses Run Out”
I assume this refers to Wall Street financial leaders explaining how it wasn’t their fault a recession happened.

Australia, Sydney Morning Herald: “Sex Or Life”
I can just hear Silvio Belusconi, “I’m thinking, I’m thinking!”

Canada, Toronto Star: “Mystery of Missing Girl”
She’s missing?