We offer samples of headlines that appeared in the world press along with our comments.

USA, NY Observer:  “Anthony Weiner Show”

I assume he will bare all.

Canada, Toronto Star:  “Arson At Strip Club”

A hot time was had by all.

UK, Guardian:  “Play It Again”

In merry olde England that means play the austerity tune once again.

Turkey, Hurriyet:  “Dog Stuck At Airport 12 Days”

And, he had a howling good time.

France, Connexion:  “Seize 2500 Rolls Of Toilet Paper”

Talk about having a good shit!

Australia, Sydney Morning Herald:  “Thief Donates Money To Charity”

I guess Robin Hood is still around.

Germany, Der Spiegel:  “Zoo Director Under Scrutiny”

What exactly was he doing in the monkey cage with that horny monkey??