We offer samples of headlines that appeared in the world press along with our comments.

New Zealand, New Zealand Herald:  “Gambling Aid Hotline”

Call it to help lose your money.

USA, NY Daily News:  “IRS Ruined My Life”

My name is Barack Obama.

Russia, Moscow Times:  “Vampire Stalin”

So, that’s why he loved blood so much.

France, Connexion:  “French Wine Comes From Italy”

They have some Gaul.

Netherlands, Dutch News:  “Ecstasy Pills Get Stronger”

And people get weaker.

Denmark,Copenhagen Post:  “Chimpanzee Bullied”

Just pound on your  chest.

Canada, Toronto Star:  “What To Do When Pregnant”

Stay away from an abortion clinic?