We offer samples of headlines that appeared in the world press along with our comments.
Russia, Moscow Times: “Putin-Wife Separate”
Now, how can the Russian people separate from him?
UK, Guardian: “Sued Over Big Man”
Or, was it something on the big man?
Sweden, Local: “Work Does Not Fall From Sky”
And, it sure doesn’t fall from the kindness of our wealthy folk.
Denmark, Copenhagen Post: “Minister Will Attend Gay Parade”
How jolly of him.
France, Connexion: “Bank Robberies Drop”
No surprise in Greece, there is less money to steal.
USA, NY Daily News: “My Husband Is A Vampire”
His name is Abraham Lincoln.
Netherlands, Dutch News: “Don’t Wear Tight Pants”
Just have a tight purse.