We offer samples of headlines that appeared in the world press along with our comments.

Russia, Moscow Times:  “Putin-Wife Separate”

Now, how can the Russian people separate from him?

UK, Guardian:  “Sued Over Big Man”

Or, was it something on the big man?

Sweden, Local:  “Work Does Not Fall From Sky”

And, it sure doesn’t fall from the kindness of our wealthy folk.

Denmark, Copenhagen Post:  “Minister Will Attend Gay Parade”

How jolly of him.

France, Connexion:  “Bank Robberies Drop”

No surprise in Greece, there  is less money to steal.

USA, NY Daily News:  “My Husband Is A Vampire”

His name is Abraham Lincoln.

Netherlands, Dutch News:  “Don’t Wear Tight Pants”

Just have a tight purse.