We offer samples of headlines that appeared in the world press along with our comments.
USA, Army Times: ”Defense Bill Reduces Generals”
There goes a lot of egos.
New Zealand, New Zealand Herald: ”Stop Selling Highs”
I guess you want to take the low road.
Russia, Moscow Times: “Blasphemy Bill”
Now, that is what we really term, blasphemy
Sweden, The Local: ”Bacteria Riot In Sweden”
And, there are plenty more ready to riot.
France, Connexion: ”Burglar Caught By Earprint”
Quit laying down on the job.
USA, aol: ”National Standards Cancelled”
Teachers get a chance to teach.
Netherlands, Dutch News: ”Restaurants Lose Name”
Just call them, clip joints.