We offer samples of headlines that appeared in the world press along with our comments.

USA, Army Times:  “Defense Bill Reduces Generals”

There goes a lot of egos.

New Zealand, New Zealand Herald:  “Stop Selling Highs”

I guess you want to take the low road.

Russia, Moscow Times: “Blasphemy Bill”

Now, that is what we really term, blasphemy

Sweden, The Local:  “Bacteria Riot In Sweden”

And, there are plenty more ready to riot.

France, Connexion:  “Burglar Caught By Earprint”

Quit laying down on the job.

USA, aol:  “National Standards Cancelled”

Teachers get a chance to teach.

Netherlands, Dutch News:  “Restaurants Lose Name”

Just call them, clip joints.