We offer samples of headlines that appeared in the world press along with our comments.

USA, aol:  “Pope Blesses Motorcycles”

A lot better than blessing some other things.

New Zealand, New Zealand Herald:  “Some People Are Special”

Those who want a gunless America.

Turkey, Hurriyet:  ” New Gender Guidelines”

Don’t beat up women who stand peacefully.

UK, Independent:  “Sun Sets On Murdoch Marriage”

I guess he wants one of those cute, perk, blond idiots on Fox News.

Canada, Toronto Star:  “Can Cartoon Character Win Election?”

Yes, if it is in Italy!

Sweden, Local:  “Wine Pulled Because Too Good”

Are you certain Republicans have not taken over Sweden?

Denmark, Copenhagen Post: “Dog’s Best Friend Sentenced”

He must daily be walked for a mile by his dog.

China, China Daily:  “Cloudy Skies For Hacker”

And, if his name is Snowden, a few years in jail.