We offer samples of headlines that appeared in the world press along with our comments.
Denmark, Copenhagen Press: “Baring Boobs”
Better than baring arms.
New Zealand, New Zealand Herald: “Burglar Impersonates Officer”
How does anyone tell the difference?
UK, Independent: “Don’t Judge Too Soon”
Wait ten minutes an a Republican will make some stupid remark about rape.
USA, NY Post: “Would You Wait Two Hours For This?”
I would wait eternity for Sarah Palin to make an intelligent comment.
Russia, Moscow Times: “Taking Stock Of Putin’s Promises”
You are left with junk bonds.
France, Connexion: “Warn Of Mosquito Bites”
USA, Army Times: “Chaplain Jailed For Assault”
Not very Godly if you ask me.