We offer samples of headlines that appeared in the world press along with our comments.

Denmark, Copenhagen Press:  “Baring Boobs”

Better than baring arms.

New Zealand, New Zealand Herald:  “Burglar Impersonates Officer”

How does anyone tell the difference?

UK, Independent:  “Don’t Judge Too Soon”

Wait ten minutes an a Republican will make some stupid remark about rape.

USA, NY Post:  “Would You Wait Two Hours For This?”

I would wait eternity for Sarah Palin to make an intelligent comment.

Russia, Moscow Times:  “Taking Stock Of Putin’s Promises”

You are left with junk bonds.

France, Connexion:  “Warn Of Mosquito Bites”


USA, Army Times:  “Chaplain Jailed For Assault”

Not very Godly if you ask me.