We offer samples of headlines that appeared in the world press along with our comments.

UK, Guardian:  “Politician Attacked By Kangeroo”

I trust he hops to this problem.

New Zealand, New Zealand Herald:  “Child Pornography To Be Reported”

Reported OK, act on, NO.

Sweden, Local:  “Arrested For Fat Crime”

This story weighs heavy on me.

Canada, Toronto Star:  “Did Pope Francis Perform An Exorcisim?”

I don’t know, check with the Devil.

Denmark, Copenhagen Post:  “Nymphomaniac First Chapter”

Frankly, I am more interested in the last one.

USA, Observer:  “Naked Ambition”

If it refers to a Republican, it is simply–Greed!

Indonesia, Jakarta Post:  “Jester Wanted At Hotel”

This is a laughable story.