We offer samples of headlines that appeared in the world press along with our comments.

Russia, Moscow Times: “Investors F0llow Putin To Moscow”

Suckle at the breast of the master.

Denmark, Copenhagen Post:  “Brazilian Cities Reject Fare Hikes”

Who doesn’t?

France, Connexion:  “Beware Drunken Deer On Highway”

I have a hunch the problem is drunken drivers.

USA, NY Daily News:  “Teacher Guilty Of Child Abduction”

That is one way to reduce lower test scores.

Sweden, Local:  “Snake Handler Dies Of Snake Bite”


UK, Guardian:  “Christian Group Converts Gays”

How happy of them.

China, China Daily:  “Duties On Chinese Paper”

Does that mean I have to write Chinese on it?