Each day we offer a sample of headlines that appeared in the world press along with our comments.

Qatar, Gulf Times: “15 Teams Compete In Robotic Competition”
No humans allowed.

Saudi Arabia, Saudi Gazette: “My Son Called Me An Infidel”
Convert to Judaism, what do you expect?

Sweden, The Local: “Pastor Fined For Fingering Figs”
I guess it depends on whose figs he was fingering.

Canada, Toronto Star: “Toddler Survives Train Hitting Him”
OK, I’m glad he is OK, but how is the train doing?

New Zealand, New Zealand Herald: “No Money To Combat School Violence”
We have plenty of money to combat business violence.

South Africa, Argus: “Blair Trying To Rewrite History”
I never heard of Iraq, is that near London?

Qatar, Khaleej Times: “49 Dead In Iran Bombing”
“Yemen Says 44 Rebels Killed”
” Eight Dead, 29 Wounded In Baghdad”
Just another peaceful day in the Middle East region.

Australia, Brisbane Times: “Why Do People Hate You?”
With a name like Rush Limbaugh what do you expect?