We offer samples of headlines that appeared in the world press along with our comments.
UK, Independent: “Keep Your Clothes On”
Particularly if serving in Congress, the last thing is to bare all.
Australia, Sydney Morning Herald: “Keep Toilets Closed”
Reports are they smell like the House of Representatives.
New Zealand, New Zealand Herald: “It Just Gets Worse”
Another killer of black folk goes free.
Turkey, Hurriyet: “Cannabis Burned”
At least someone had a high time.
Denmark, Copenhagen Post: “Parents Go On Holiday Without Kids”
Now, that is what we call a real holiday.
China, China Daily: “In China They Eat Pork”
They keep kosher homes?
Canada, Toronto Star: “Mayor Arrested-Gets Severance Pay”
Why not? He was doing his job!