We offer samples of headlines that appeared in the world press along with our comments.

UK, Independent:  “Keep Your Clothes On”

Particularly if serving in Congress, the last thing is to bare all.

Australia, Sydney Morning Herald:  “Keep Toilets Closed”

Reports are they smell like the House of Representatives.

New Zealand, New Zealand Herald:  “It Just Gets Worse”

Another killer of black folk goes free.

Turkey, Hurriyet: “Cannabis Burned”

At least someone had a high time.

Denmark, Copenhagen Post:  “Parents Go On Holiday Without Kids”

Now, that is what we call a real holiday.

China, China Daily:  “In China They Eat Pork”

They keep kosher homes?

Canada, Toronto Star:  “Mayor Arrested-Gets Severance Pay”

Why not? He was doing his job!