HEADLINES FROM WORLD PRESS

We offer samples of headlines that appeared in the world press along with our comments.

Russia, Moscow Times:  ”Russian Opposition Leader Jailed”

If you want freedom, how about some jail time to learn why it is  wonderful?

New Zealand, New Zealand Herald:  ”Sexual Bribery”

Is that offered to both sexes?

China, China Daily:  ”Eat Less, Live Longer”

But, will you have a happier life?

Denmark, Copenhagen Post:  ”3 Men Wanted For Unprovoked Assault”

Provoked assault people go free?

South Africa, Mail & Guardian:  ”Cluck Like A Chicken”

Due to government cutbacks chickens are restricted to 3 clucks.

Canada, Toronto Star:  ”Philippe Becomes King Of Belgium”

Is that a reward or punishment?

USA, NY Post:  ”Missing Man Hiding With Girl Friend”

I’d be more impressed if he was with two girl friends.

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