We offer samples of headlines that appeared in the world press along with our comments.
Russia, Moscow Times: “Russian Opposition Leader Jailed”
If you want freedom, how about some jail time to learn why it is wonderful?
New Zealand, New Zealand Herald: “Sexual Bribery”
Is that offered to both sexes?
China, China Daily: “Eat Less, Live Longer”
But, will you have a happier life?
Denmark, Copenhagen Post: “3 Men Wanted For Unprovoked Assault”
Provoked assault people go free?
South Africa, Mail & Guardian: “Cluck Like A Chicken”
Due to government cutbacks chickens are restricted to 3 clucks.
Canada, Toronto Star: “Philippe Becomes King Of Belgium”
Is that a reward or punishment?
USA, NY Post: “Missing Man Hiding With Girl Friend”
I’d be more impressed if he was with two girl friends.