We offer samples of headlines that appeared in the world press along with our comments.

Canada, Toronto Star:  “Major Arrested, Gets Severance Pay”

Keep it in the chain of command for sake of officers.

Germany, Der Spiegel:  “Number One Charity”

In the Republican party that means the top 1%.

China, China Daily:  “China Loves Shoe Orders
That sure allows kicking butts.

UK, Guardian:  “Richard III Reburied”
You sure took your time!

USA, aol:  “Twinkies Demand Hit New High”

As good as marijuana for a high!

USA, NY Daily News:  “Manhunt Launched”

I assume  for the ever elusive Carlos Danger!

USA, NY Post: “Minnesota Town Has 4 Year Old Mayor”

Finally, hitting the intelligence level of the Republican party!