We offer samples of headlines that appeared in the world press along with our comments.

UK, Independent: “Don’s Have Nightmares”

Don’t read anything stated by a Republican about the economy.

Canada, Toronto Star: “Alien Space Probes”

I assume aliens wonder if there is any intelligent life on Earth.

Australia, Sydney Morning Herald: “Having Pig Of Time”

Give them five oinks!

New Zealand, New Zealand Herald: “Why You Should Vote For Labor?”

So,I won’t have to labor?

Turkey, Hurriyet: “Approve Public Works Firings”

So, wealthy folk do not have to pay another dollar in taxes?

Denmark, Copenhagen Post: “Zombies In Dream”

Just some Wall Street lawyers out to drink my flesh.

Germany, Der Spiegel: “In Defense Of Being Different”

Yes, Rand Paul stands for right to be left alone on my cell phone.