We offer samples of headlines that appeared in the world press along with our comments.

New Zealand, New Zealand Herald: “Rusty Shotguns InGraveyard”

When one buries a member of the NRA make certain the grave is near a weapon.

Turkey, Hurriyet: “How Many Kids Do YOu Have?”

Or, how many thousands do you want to go into debt for college?

Russia, Moscow Times: “Athletes Exempt From Gay Laws”

And, they had better not be smiling at the finish line!

USA, aol: “Postal Service Will Deliver Alcohol”

We may not be able to pay your pensions, but you still will be happy!

Germany, Der Spiegel: “Crisis Closes Irish Pubs”

Now, that is the crisis!

USA, Newsday: “Help LI Turkeys”

Eat fish??

UK, Guardian: “Bet On Russian Pride”

Just don’t be Russians will embrace democracy.