HEADLINES FROM WORLD PRESS

We offer samples of headlines that appeared in the world press along with our comments.

New Zealand, New Zealand Herald: “Kate In Labor”

I have a hunch she will come out with a royal joy.

Denmark, Copenhagen Post: “Windmills Cause Employment”

Consider the number of men who must push them.

Russia, Moscow Times: “China To Make Cars in Belarus”

I assume with Chinese workers.

Canada, Toronto Star: “Year Of Movie Bombs”

Led by: “Cockneys vs Zombies??

France, Connexion: “Cops Drunk At Wheel”

Will they issue them a ticket for drunk driving?

USA, NY Post: “A Moment of Silence”

The House of Representatives did not again repeal Obamacare?

Germany, Der Spiegel: “Vampire Cemetery In Poland”

However,It does not accept vampire bodies.