We offer samples of headlines that appeared in the world press along with our comments.
New Zealand, New Zealand Herald: “Kate In Labor”
I have a hunch she will come out with a royal joy.
Denmark, Copenhagen Post: “Windmills Cause Employment”
Consider the number of men who must push them.
Russia, Moscow Times: “China To Make Cars in Belarus”
I assume with Chinese workers.
Canada, Toronto Star: “Year Of Movie Bombs”
Led by: “Cockneys vs Zombies??
France, Connexion: “Cops Drunk At Wheel”
Will they issue them a ticket for drunk driving?
USA, NY Post: “A Moment of Silence”
The House of Representatives did not again repeal Obamacare?
Germany, Der Spiegel: “Vampire Cemetery In Poland”
However,It does not accept vampire bodies.