Each day we offer a sample of headlines that appeared in the world press along with our comments.

UK, The Independent: “Toddler Survives Floating 8 Miles”
Little Moses hopped out of the boat and became a ruler of the Jews.

Canada, Toronto Star: “Never Turn A Blind Eye To Torture”
If you are Dick Cheney pretend torture is good for the health.

South Africa, Argus: “Prisoner Contacted TB In Prison”
I told you not to have any contact with that no good TB.

Australia, Sydney Morning Herald: “Thought Dead, Turns Up Alive”
The Republican party?

Sweden, The Local: “Swedish Doping Raid”
Not very smart if you ask me.

Finland, Helsinki Times: “From One Pole To Another”
We only need two Poles to put in a bulb.

Denmark, Copenhagen Post: “Are You Voting”
I did, and look what it got me!

Australia, Brisbane Times: “Drivers Ordered Back To Work”
We need someone to clog the highways.

Saudi Arabia, Saudi Gazette: “Eat Frozen Fish-Save Climate”
I don’t think it will do wonder for my stomach.