We offer samples of headlines that appeared in the world press along with our comments.

Turkey, Hurriyet: “Apologize For Diplomat’s Footware”

I guess he does not want to be kicked around.

Russia, Moscow Times: “Raise Age Limit For Being Diplomat”

I don’t think they want men who fall asleep.

China, China Daily: “Every Dog Has Its Day”

And, remember that cats have nine shots at you.

Indonesia, Jakarta Post: “Split Personality”

Now, if I could figure out which personality today leads the Republican


Sweden, Local: “Stand In Santa”

In a recession, we will take stand-in presents.

Denmark, Copenhagen Post: “Warn Against Living Perfect Life”

It can not be a perfect life if I am still alive.

Canada, Toronto Star: “American Politics”

A tiresome saga.