We offer samples of headlines that appeared in the world press along with our comments.
Denmark, Copenhagen Press; “Pregnant Women Bring Own Bedding”
Do they have to bring a doctor?
China, China Daily: “US Navy Bombs Australian Reef”
You never know where those terrorists are hiding.
France, Connexion: “Business Gets Boost In Heat Wave”
Particularly if you sell cold drinks!
Japan, Japan Times: “Return Snowden”
It gets lonely when you are snowed in.
Egypt, Al Ahram: “Stage First Verbal Run”
Runners were aided by hot air.
Canada, Toronto Star: “He Told Me He Wanted To Die”
I assume he could not take anymore of Fox News discussing the news.