We offer samples of headlines that appeared in the world press along with our comments.

Denmark, Copenhagen Press; “Pregnant Women Bring Own Bedding”

Do they have to bring a doctor?

China, China Daily: “US Navy Bombs Australian Reef”

You never know where those terrorists are hiding.

France, Connexion: “Business Gets Boost In Heat Wave”

Particularly if you sell cold drinks!

Japan, Japan Times: “Return Snowden”

It gets lonely when you are snowed in.

Egypt, Al Ahram: “Stage First Verbal Run”

Runners were aided by hot air.

Canada, Toronto Star: “He Told Me He Wanted To Die”

I assume he could not take anymore of Fox News discussing the news.