We offer samples of headlines that appeared in the world press along with our comments.

USA, Daily News: “Are Women Too Sexy For Politics”

I guess they can’t send photos of their penis.

New Zealand, New Zealand Herald: “Disguise Hairy Dog As Lion”

Is there bark like a growl?

Germany, Der Spiegel: “Third Tender Official”

But, was the offer?

UK, Guardian: “Sex Assault Measures”

To make them easier or harder?

Russia, Moscow Times: “Credibility Issues”

Denmark, Copenhagen Post: “History You Can Feel”

That is a below the belt comment.

Sweden, Local: “Show Must Go On”

Congress does not know how to run down the curtain and depart!

Just make certain they are gay ones.