We offer samples of headlines that appeared in the world press along with our comments.

France, Connexion: Burglar Found Asleep In Car”

We can report the car is doing well.

Turkey, Zaman: “Fire Head of Islamic TV Channel”

They found a neat female reporter from Israel?

USA, Newsday: “Cop Shoots Self”

I guess he failed to stop and frisk someone.

Australia, Sydney Morning Herald: “Woman Turns Up Alive At Funeral”

Did she have an invitation to be there?

Sweden, The Local: “Are Swedish Women Sexual Predators?”

If so, get me an air ticket to that place!

Denmark, Copenhagen Post: “Two Busy For Babies”

I guess some people can not handle student debt.

USA, NY Daily News: “Snitch Hitter”

We finally found Edward Snowden.