We offer samples of headlines that appeared in the world press along with our comments.
France, Connexion: Burglar Found Asleep In Car”
We can report the car is doing well.
Turkey, Zaman: “Fire Head of Islamic TV Channel”
They found a neat female reporter from Israel?
USA, Newsday: “Cop Shoots Self”
I guess he failed to stop and frisk someone.
Australia, Sydney Morning Herald: “Woman Turns Up Alive At Funeral”
Did she have an invitation to be there?
Sweden, The Local: “Are Swedish Women Sexual Predators?”
If so, get me an air ticket to that place!
Denmark, Copenhagen Post: “Two Busy For Babies”
I guess some people can not handle student debt.
USA, NY Daily News: “Snitch Hitter”
We finally found Edward Snowden.