HEADLINES FROM WORLD PRESS

We offer samples of headlines that appeared in the world press along with our comments

Sweden, Local: “Drunken Deer Go Home”

Hopefully, on four legs.

Denmark, Copenhagen Post: “Abandon Teddy Bear”

Gently?

USA, NY Post: “Consensual Choke Sex”

Gasp!

China, China Dail: “Warn Against Violence Against Syria”

Violence is reserved to Syrians, not the government.

Japan, Japan Times: “Japan Coast Guard Needs Money”

How about a tiny, tiny war?

Netherlands, Dutch News: “Rabbit Gets Update”

Now, hop to it!

France, Connexion: “Dog Poor Driver”

You take a crack at driving with four legs!