We offer samples of headlines that appeared in the world press along with our comments
Sweden, Local: “Drunken Deer Go Home”
Hopefully, on four legs.
Denmark, Copenhagen Post: “Abandon Teddy Bear”
USA, NY Post: “Consensual Choke Sex”
China, China Dail: “Warn Against Violence Against Syria”
Violence is reserved to Syrians, not the government.
Japan, Japan Times: “Japan Coast Guard Needs Money”
How about a tiny, tiny war?
Netherlands, Dutch News: “Rabbit Gets Update”
Now, hop to it!
France, Connexion: “Dog Poor Driver”
You take a crack at driving with four legs!