Each day we offer a sample of headlines that appeared in the world press along with our comments.
UK, Guardian: “Should Gays Be Killed?”
That would not be a gay thing to do.
South Africa, Argus: “Computer Thieves Caught”
They were caught with their laptops uncovered.
USA, NY Daily News: “Tiger Divorce 100% Certain”
I wonder why?
Australia, Brisbane Times: “Crying Poor”
The lament of Wall Street bankers who only made $100 million this year.
Sweden, The Local: “Diplomat Jailed For Smuggling Cigarettes”
I’ll have to take out my pipe and smoke on this one.
Israel, Ha’aretz: “Save Hanukkah”
Use Jewish Santas to spread the Hanukkah gelt.
Saudi Arabia, Saudi Gazette; “Martyrs Committee Completes Grants”
This is one grant I sure don’t want!
Oman, Oman Tribune: “World Disability Day”
On this day, find someone to disable.
New Zealand, New Zealand Herald: “Salami Theft Killer’s Undoing”
That is one time when frying bacon made more sense.