We offer samples of headlines that appeared in the world press along with our comments.

New Zealand, New Zealand Herald: “Sinkhole Swallows Villa

I trust Donald Trump was in it.

China, China Daily: “Leftover Women Face Choices”

Be a leftover or be the dessert?

USA, aol: “Students Fail Any Fitness Standards”

I guess they are equal to members of Congress.

Germany, Der Spiegel: “Couple Tie Knots”

Loosely, I trust.

Australia, Sydney Morning Herald: “Protest Egyptian Violence”

Not enough or too much?

Turkey,Hurriyet: “Warriors On Brink Of Defeat”

So, why do you call them warriors?

France, Connexion: “Sends Genital Photos To Friend”

So, which political office is he running for?