We offer samples of headlines that appeared in the world press along with our comments.

Turkey, Hurriyet: “Turkish Athletes Suspended For Doping”

But, they did win the race.

New Zealand, New Zealand Herald: “China Questions New Zealand Purity”

Funny, they don’t look Cro-Magnon!

Russia, Moscow Times: “Lawyer Ordered To Apologize”

For being honest about his client?

France, Connexion: “Actors Defended In Narcotic Raid”

They were justifiably stoned.

Denmark, Copenhagen Post: “Police Find Cannabis”

We know who will be happy tonight.

Sweden, Local: “Sex Under Siege”

How about opening the gates?

China, China Daily: “Chinese Getting Fatter”

You eat Chinese every day and see what happens to your weight!