HEADLINES FROM WORLD PRESS

We offer samples of headlines that appeared in the world press along with our comments.

New Zealand, New Zealand Herald: “Seven Cyclists Hit By Van”

The van is recovering very well.

UK, Independent: “Nurse Admits Mistakes”

An oops in time only hurts a few.

Denmark,Copenhagen Post: “Happiness At Trust”

Better than sadness mistrusted.

Sweden, Local: “From Diapers To Diamonds”

Shit!

South Africa, Mail & Guardian: “Is Sugar New Tobacco”

I will have to take a deep puff and figure this one out.

Canada, Toronto Star: “Ban Religious Symbols”

Cross out this idea.

USA, aol. “Dead Woman Forgotten”

At least we know she will tell no tales.