We offer samples of headlines that appeared in the world press along with our comments.

Australia, Sydney Morning Herald: “The Worst Has Passed”

Barack Obama made a decision.

Denmark, Copenhagen Post: “Students Occupy School”

I thought the issue was getting them inside schools!

Sweden, Local: “Public Masturbation Not A Crime”

Fuck off!

France, Connexion: “Chocolate Good For You”

How sweet!

Turkey, Hurriyet: “Muslims Killing Muslims Expensive”

At least this is one religion in which one kills for God.

Iraq, Azzam: “Fresh Executions In Iraq”

Sorry, purchase Now Or Goods Get Old”

USA, Guardian: “Government Bids To Stop Suicides”

It will focus its money on murdering people.