We offer samples of headlines that appeared in the world press along with our comments

New Zealand,New Zealand Herald: “Streaker Jailed”

Hopefully,in a nudist jail

Australia,Sydney Morning Herald: “All Whites Auditions Begin”

No blacks need apply.

Netherlands,Dutch News: “Save Woman In Wheelchair”

But, she has to obey the speed limits.

Canada,Toronto Star: “Is This A Joke,Joe?”

No,just the daily vote on Obamacare

USA,Newsday: “Cops Hit Police Car”

I have a hunch no court appearance.

Denmark, Copenhagen Post: “Danish Cat Found In England”

Now,that is what we term a long cat nap.

Germany,Der Spiegel: ‘Make Prisoners Pay”

Perhaps,with marijuana