We offer samples of headlines that appeared in the world press along with our comments.

USA, Newsday: “NYC Bans Shark Fin Sales”

The rest of the shark is OK?

Russia, Moscow Times: “Not A Guy To Fool With”

His initials are V-P?

France, Connexion: “He Told Me He Loved Me”

Never listen to a Tea Party guy!

New Zealand,New Zealand Herald: “Setting World On Fire”

I thought it was just the nation of Syria.

Denmark, Copenhagen Post: “Rape Attempt A Joke”

Oh,just another American frat party.

Sweden,Local:”Pub Rejects Asian Looking Woman”

Only blonds may apply?

China, China Daily: “Chocolate Good For You”

How sweet.