We offer samples of headlines that appeared in the world press along with our comments.

South Africa, Mail & Guardian: “Dead Body In Car”

I assume it was searching for a gun to defend itself.

Sweden, Local: “Politician Jailed For Fraud”

I thought politicians were supposed to engage in fraud.

China, China Daily: “Rich Should Fight Poverty”

How can they, it is tough these days being wealthy.

Denmark, Copenhagen Post: “What Have Romans Done For Us?”

For one thing, they gave us Silvio Berlusconi, the greatest lover of all time!

UK, Guardian: “Finish My Life In Paris”

With love!

Germany, Der Spiegel: “I’m No Tyrant”

Just a dictator.

Netherlands, Dutch News: “Chocolate Good For You”

How sweet!