HEADLINES FROM WORLD PRESS

We offer samples of headlines that appeared in the world press along with our comments.

UK, Guardian: “Condoms Banned”

But, not babies.

Australia, Sydney Morning Herald: “Law Unto Self”

His name is Vladimir Putin!

Netherlands, Dutch News: “Animals And Climate Change”

Don’t worry, this is not a long tale.

New Zealand, New Zealand Herald: “Nit Picking”

A trillion here, a trillion there, it is just for job creation in America.

Sweden, Local: “Hospital Stole Man’s Heart”

The name of the hospital is Vampire Center

Canada, Toronto Star: “I’m Free To Go”

I shot the kids to defend myself against their spit balls!

Turkey, Hurriyet: “Closing US Embassies”

Tomorrow, we close the United States of America.