We offer samples of headlines that appeared in the world press along with our comments.
UK, Guardian: “Condoms Banned”
But, not babies.
Australia, Sydney Morning Herald: “Law Unto Self”
His name is Vladimir Putin!
Netherlands, Dutch News: “Animals And Climate Change”
Don’t worry, this is not a long tale.
New Zealand, New Zealand Herald: “Nit Picking”
A trillion here, a trillion there, it is just for job creation in America.
Sweden, Local: “Hospital Stole Man’s Heart”
The name of the hospital is Vampire Center
Canada, Toronto Star: “I’m Free To Go”
I shot the kids to defend myself against their spit balls!
Turkey, Hurriyet: “Closing US Embassies”
Tomorrow, we close the United States of America.