We offer samples of headlines that appeared in the world press along with our comments.

Denmark, Copenhagen Press: “Food For Love”

What a wonderful feast.

Sweden, Local: “Anti-Tobacco Law”

I’ll puff on this one.

Russia, Moscow Times: “You’ve Been In Russia Too Long”

And, you never checked with Putin!

Netherlands, Dutch News: “Spy In Ladies Room”

Gaze in wonder.

UK, Guardian: “Women MPs Stage Sexual Protest”

They are undressing their emotions.

USA, aol: Ban Mobiles While Crossing Road”

Look, don’t listen!

France, Connexion: “Man Gets Artificial Larynx”

There are times to be silent.