We offer samples of headlines that appeared in the world press along with our comments.
France, Connexion: “Fracking Ban Upheld”
Was that tracking or fucking?
UK, Independent: “How Many Jobs For An MP?”
Just check with his lobbyists.
China, China Post: “Flaws In Chinese Sex Lives”
Just check your Red Book for solutions.
Russia, Moscow Times: “Opportunity Knocks”
Knock twice for Putin!
Germany, Der Spiegel: “Vatican Misspells Jesus”
I thought the Pope was infallible.
Sweden, Local: “Hospital VP Cards”
Use one to get out of bed.
Turkey, Hurriyet: “Berlusconi Does Community Service”
At your nearest brothel??