We offer samples of headlines that appeared in the world press along with our comments.

France, Connexion: “Fracking Ban Upheld”

Was that tracking or fucking?

UK, Independent: “How Many Jobs For An MP?”

Just check with his lobbyists.

China, China Post: “Flaws In Chinese Sex Lives”

Just check your Red Book for solutions.

Russia, Moscow Times: “Opportunity Knocks”

Knock twice for Putin!

Germany, Der Spiegel: “Vatican Misspells Jesus”

I thought the Pope was infallible.

Sweden, Local: “Hospital VP Cards”

Use one to get out of bed.

Turkey, Hurriyet: “Berlusconi Does Community Service”

At your nearest brothel??