Each day we present headlines that appeared in the world press

Qatar, Gulf Times: “Wakrah Hospital To Open In 2011″
Please take a seat in the waiting room and we will be with you shortly.

China, China Daily: “Afghan’s Only Pig Quarantined”
If there is only one pig there is no need to worry about more pigs.

Sweden, The Local: “Court Finds Under-Robe Rubbing Not Masturbation”
He had an itch and just kept on rubbing it. Blame the itch, not the hand.

Denmark, Copenhagen Post: “Heroin Clinics Get Go-Ahead”
Just line up and get your heroin.

Finland, Sanomat: “Berlusconi Sneers At Finland”
Damn blonds don’t want to make out with me.

Oman, Khaleej Times: “Sleep Will Keep You Thin”
And hungry.

Saudi Arabia, Saudi Gazette: “Woman Accuses Doctor Of Harassment”
What exactly is a Doctor Of Harassment?