Each day we offer a sample of headlines that appeared in the world press along with our comments.

Australia, West Australian: “Police Investigate Google”
I’ll have to google this one.

Sweden, The Local: “Man Reports Penis Extension”
I wouldn’t touch this one with a ten foot pole.

Indonesia, Jakarta Post: “Corruption Chair Arrested For Murder”
So what, he wasn’t arrested for corruption!

Japan, Japan Times: “Garbage In, Garbage Out”
Sounds like a session of the US Congress.

Netherlands, Dutch News: “Teacher Gets Award For Relationship With Student”
I guess a little warm comfort goes a long way to getting a good grade.

Kenya, Standard: “Fence To Protect Animals From People”
Now, if we could only figure a way for animals to get access to eating people?

China, China Daily: “Firms Invest In Mongolia”
Yak, yak!

Canada, Toronto Star: “Seniors Wait Longer For Care”
Just keep them waiting a bit more, then they will be dead and no longer need care.

Qatar, Gulf Times: “No Changes In Firearm Law”
Members of NRA can bring guns to banks, read the 2nd Amendment!!

USA, Army Times: “Wounded Guardsman Not Billed For Gear”
Next time, ignore the shrapnel wound, get your damn gear in tow!

New Zealand, New Zealand Herald: “Don’t Let This Happen To You”
Get elected to Congress?

South Africa, Argus: “President Zuma Wives Jostle For Position”
Under him?