We offer samples of headlines that appeared in the world press along with our comments.
France, Connexion: “France Claims Sea Floor”
At least the mermaid on it.
Germany, Der Spiegel: “Priest Makes False Statements”
It is the Pope who is infallible, not the priests!
India, Times: “Never Wrote A Vulgar Song”
But, I sure sang them!
Sweden, Local: “I Don’t Take Life For Granted”
I just take whatever life gives me!
USA, NY Post: “Strauss-Kahn Slams Court Verdict”
You mean he can’t not sleep with any hotel maid?
Denmark, Copenhagen Post: “Ballet Student Ejected”
I assume she was told to take a leap?
Turkey, Hurriyet: ” My Mother Was American”
But, she was not from Texas!
Canada, Toronto Star: “Best Job Ever”
Being a US Senator allowed to listen to Cruz speeches!