HEADLINES FROM WORLD PRESS

We offer samples of headlines that appeared in the world press along with our comments.

France, Connexion: “France Claims Sea Floor”

At least the mermaid on it.

Germany, Der Spiegel: “Priest Makes False Statements”

It is the Pope who is infallible, not the priests!

India, Times: “Never Wrote A Vulgar Song”

But, I sure sang them!

Sweden, Local: “I Don’t Take Life For Granted”

I just take whatever life gives me!

USA, NY Post: “Strauss-Kahn Slams Court Verdict”

You mean he can’t not sleep with any hotel maid?

Denmark, Copenhagen Post: “Ballet Student Ejected”

I assume she was told to take a leap?

Turkey, Hurriyet: ” My Mother Was American”

But, she was not from Texas!

Canada, Toronto Star: “Best Job Ever”

Being a US Senator allowed to listen to Cruz speeches!

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