We offer samples of headlines that appeared in the world press along with our comments.
Canada, Toronto Star: “Senator Takes Sick Leave”
A day in Congress is a guarantee of some sort of sickness.
Netherlands, Dutch News: “Dream In Life”
Oh, to be on a planet with intelligent life forms.
Denmark, Copenhagen Post: “Denmark Wins Climate Award”
It has a normal climate?
Sweden, Local: “Pastor Dons Antlers”
To give a sermon to the deer?
UK, Independent: “Squirrels Invade Attic”
Store the nuts and they come.
Russia, Moscow Times: “7 Year Old Deported”
That’s what happens when you fail to cheer for Putin.
Czech Republic: “Two People Piss In Prague”
In Washington D.C. they just shit on the American people!