We offer samples of headlines that appeared in the world press along with our comments.

Canada, Toronto Star: “Senator Takes Sick Leave”

A day in Congress is a guarantee of some sort of sickness.

Netherlands, Dutch News: “Dream In Life”

Oh, to be on a planet with intelligent life forms.

Denmark, Copenhagen Post: “Denmark Wins Climate Award”

It has a normal climate?

Sweden, Local: “Pastor Dons Antlers”

To give a sermon to the deer?

UK, Independent: “Squirrels Invade Attic”

Store the nuts and they come.

Russia, Moscow Times: “7 Year Old Deported”

That’s what happens when you fail to cheer for Putin.

Czech Republic: “Two People Piss In Prague”

In Washington D.C. they just shit on the American people!