We offer samples of headlines that appeared in the world press along with our comments.

New Zealand, New Zealand Herald: “Arafat Was Poisoned”

By eating too many latkas?

Australia, Sydney Morning Herald: “Demand Action Over Missing People”

Why, it keeps down the unemployment rate!

Sweden, Local: “Ambulance Blunder Leaves Patient Dead”

At least it reduces medical costs for society.

Denmark, Copenhagen Post: “JFK Blown Away”

I guess the Pony Express finally made it in.

China, China Daily: “Ban Begging By Foreigners”

Another example of those illegal immigrants taking jobs away from citizens.

Pakistan, Dawn: “I Don’t Have An Answer”

But, Ted Cruz does have plenty of hysteria to shout.

USA, aol: “How To Dodge Taxes”

Easy, become a millionaire.