HEADLINES FROM WORLD PRESS

We offer samples of headlines that appeared in the world press along with our comments.

USA, aol: “Missing Teen Found”

Then he is a found, not a missing teen.

UK, Independent: “Animal Rights Activist Kills Self And 31 Dogs”

I do not think the dogs consider her an animal rights activist.

Russia, Moscow Times: “Death Row Inmate Donates Organs”

I guess they want to go out clean.

France, Connexion: “Stores Defy Sunday Ban”

Just remember, the Internet is a 7 day 24 Hour operation.

Canada, Toronto Star: “Traffic Fine Boss Pays No Traffic Fines”

For God’s sake, he is the boss!

Germany, Der Spiegel: “Crack Down On Homeless”

If they want to be homeless, let’s make certain they are.

Sweden, Local: “Sleepwalker Not Guilty Of Drunk Driving”

He just slept through the accident.